Tag Archives: Chandler
25 Jun

Vegetarians never get to do the wishbone! Its really not fair either, because just because we don’t eat the meant doesn’t mean we don’t like to play with the carcasses .

–Phoebe, Friends

25 Jun

The last time Joey went to a meadow his mother got shot by a hunter.

–Chandler, from Friends

27 May

Ross: Anyway, it wouldn’t matter because I’m a teacher and she’s…she’s a student.

Chandler: Is that against the rules?

Ross: No, but it is frowned upon. Besides, 10 years is a big age difference.

Joey: Well, think about it…when you’re 90–

Ross: I know, I know. When I’m 90 she’ll be like 80 and it won’t seem like such a big difference.

Joey: No…thats not what I was going to say at all. What I was going to say is that when you’re 90, you’ll still have the memory of what it was like being with a 20 year old.

-Friends, “The One Where Ross Dates a Student”

Quote

Yeah…I graduated fourth…

17 Apr

Yeah…I graduated fourth grade and realized I wasn’t a pimp.

–Chandler from Friends