Worst. Kiss. Ever.

18 Jul

We’ve all had them – those kisses that were just so bad not only did they not turn you on, but they turned you off.

I’ve had two terrible kisses in my life. One was my first kiss (you know it’s bad when you’ve never been kissed and you still know the kiss horrible), and the other was a kiss that I didn’t want to have. That one was bad because I tried to pull away after I felt the kiss was “done”, and got a hand to the back of the head pulling me back in, and a tongue forced down my throat. Not pleasant.

But, while I thought these were awful, not everyone considers the same type of kiss good or bad. I happen to think Shia Labeouf looks like an amazing kisser, but friends of mine thinks he looks sloppy and gross.

Some things are hit or miss, really…like nibbling. Some people really enjoy it, and others don’t. If it’s done well, I think its super hot.

What was the worst kiss you’ve ever had? What makes a kiss bad

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11 Responses to “Worst. Kiss. Ever.”

  1. jabez7540 July 18, 2013 at 9:55 pm #

    It was two kisses. I was held down as a young teen so a girl could kiss me.

    Next was kissing a girl 3 times on 3 dates and it was like kissing cardboard.

    On the other hand, I remember the first time I kissed my wife to be–it was off the wall amazing. We both remember it as the best kiss we ever did.

    • mishie1 July 19, 2013 at 9:53 am #

      Like kissing cardboard, huh? Hopefully, she just didn’t have a lot of kissing style and didn’t actually TASTE like cardboard ;)

  2. erikamsteele July 18, 2013 at 10:18 pm #

    Too much tongue. Teeth.

  3. purplepoet7 July 19, 2013 at 7:04 am #

    My first kiss was bad, too. I’d just gone out with this guy and found him incredibly dull. I didn’t expect him to kiss me, so I didn’t really react, and when I pulled back, I blurted, “I don’t know how to do that” and he said, “Okay, well that was a closed-mouth kiss, and this is an open one” and I let him try but it was even more boring than his personality so I sent him home.

    • mishie1 July 19, 2013 at 9:52 am #

      What an interesting first couple of kisses.

  4. bagpipesandbells July 19, 2013 at 1:53 pm #

    Well, seeing as how I’ve never been kissed I can’t really say as though I’ve had a worst one, now can I?

    • mishie1 July 19, 2013 at 10:17 pm #

      What about the ones you see in movies, or porn. What looks better than others?

      • bagpipesandbells July 20, 2013 at 4:03 pm #

        Well I don’t watch porn so I can’t say, but as far as movie kisses, that’s kind of hard to judge because it’s all acting. That said, one sort of sticks out to me as obvious is when House and Cuddy kiss in an episode of House. That one didn’t seem very enjoyable.

        • mishie1 July 20, 2013 at 10:25 pm #

          oh my god. Which kiss??? I LOVE that show and I LOVE that couple!

  5. kriskodisko July 25, 2013 at 12:19 pm #

    Most of mine we were both too drunk to care.

  6. olympia801 August 2, 2013 at 9:32 am #

    HA! Alright we got a few to choose from but the ones that stick out in my mind are the wide open mouth approaches… Umm do you want to kiss me or are you victim of zombie apocalypse? #plsdonteatmyface. Contraiwise, the closed-mouth silent kisses. So awkward I don’t even know what to do. I tried to get them into the kiss more but it’s like their idea of a kiss are literally lips just touching… Give a little. A perfect kiss is a great middle between the two.

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